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So yeah finally got round to paying for hosting, got a pretty sweet deal from Hostgator

What’s New?
Summer was all good had less work hours + more play time so yeah you get the point, I got a sweet pay off from my shares in the Corus Group, meaning less work wasn’t an issue.

In august I got myself an ex-police Vauxhall Astra Mk4 (yes its white and no it doesn’t have no police stickers etc (why do people ask that :S)) it’s a S reg 99 registered bad thing is that its done just over 100k miles haha but as its an ex-police car its had more than double servicing so its all in good working order and it’s a diesel.

After getting the car I finally got round to doing “paid” driving lessons (yes after I got my car lol) at the end of August to this date I’ve done 25 hours and 1 exam which I failed, got 3 minors for clearance of obstructions; if you don’t know 3 minors of the same thing counts as a major, basically the examiner said every time he took me down a side street with cars parked on the left he feared I was going to hit the wing mirrors of all the parked cars so yeah that was my 3 minors. Personally I think it’s a messed up reason considering I’ve been driving since summer with different people and not one person has said this to me so its obviously his own opinion that failed me, and the fact I didn’t actually hit the car mirrors doesn’t that then mean I have good control of the car lol??? Ah well, have to rebook another exam (another £48.50) and that’s in January L I’m pretty sure any American reading this will be lol’ing to themselves, I get it all the time on IRC.

When I do finally pass, I gotta do what a man’s gotta do I.C.E, In Car Entertainment

Crack
Remember my cracked Zune?, I replaced the screen and soon later I some how managed to crack the screen of my HTC Tytn insurance company didn’t wanna do nothing so I bought a replacement screen which ended up FOA – Faulty on Arival (sigh), by then the HTC Tytn II had just been announced so i waited a couple of weeks and bought me one mucho mucho better than the Tytn I.

The Black Xbox
My black modded Xbox 360 got banned in the first wave of bans (when halo 3 multiplayer beta was released), theres nothing like coming home from a long night shift and finding your Xbox has been banned, what hurt more is that 90% of my games collection was real retail copies lol most of the copies i have i have for when there released on the web early, then when its in stores i put my money on the counter. 7 Hours after finding out i was banned about 10am’ish i went and got a preowned premium from Gamestation. For a while i had 1 banned Modded Xbox and 1 Legit Xbox, it doesnt stop there tho,in october i swapped my Black Banned Xbox for a legit Xbox + £30 to me . I got the good end of the deal dont you think?

Work
I got a 2 week suspension from work in October because of a serious accusation lol but yeah its all been cleared up

The funny stuff

And now for a couple of videos that was captured since the site has been down, don’t go crazy if you’ve already seen them before, its just a timeline.

P.S I didnt have a phone for a month of the summer hence the shortage of pics/vids

It was a standard saturday night at Subway, you know the random moments of madness (drunks), the empty spells, and the times when it gets slightly packed.

Everything was going fine until at about11:00 when the shop started to crowd up, and it wasnt any old crowd that we usually see it was all those big type with bald heads, some who can barely speak english and some english that look on their edge like just dont piss em off and they all had one thing in common, they where carrying UFC merchandise then it hit me they had a big tournement tonight.

The queue was now leading outside as if we where a club people where waiting to get in (ha!). All is well until 15mins later Antwi walks past me to get some more steak and says “yo the bread…….”, im thinkin these people ll be the last ones to come, but boy i was wrong, they just kept comin and comin.
Once we got to the final few customers it was about 11:40 and there was two big guys at the back who’ve obviously been waitin atleast 15min, Atnwi had to break the news to them.

Antwi: “Mate, we’ve ran out of bread”

“you what”

“you jokin right”

Antwi: “I can give u a wrap”

“yh that will do”

at this point antwi goes to get some of the wraps from the fridge….

……5 mins later

Antwi: “yo Eugene is there nore more wraps!?!?!”

Me: “if theres non in the fridge then there frozen…hahaha”

at this point i walk upstairs out of view so Antwi can break the news

Antwi: “no more wraps either”

“@£@?%@& and @£$%@? Subway!”

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So this guy just comes over to us while were just chillin in piccadilly train station at 5am, says hes taken some pills and shit

YouTube - Piccadilly Station Guy

Then after i stopped recording he nearly gets himself knocked the fuck out, he starts talkin shit to some random guys. Then he turned around and look at us 3 and said “no offense guys but have u got bollocks” the guy expected to back him up like wtf?? the guy just had to bless out lol!

YouTube - Woman goes crazy in subway

A little incident that happened in Subway last night

It was a cold Saturday evening when the time came for me to go to work; I left the house pretty early to make sure I got there on time. I stood waiting at the bus stop for the 192. Something was wrong, I had been standing here for 5 minutes and no car or bus had even come past, it was silent. Finally a bus came I showed my pass and walked on, it was a full bus people standing downstairs I walked upstairs and the back seats were empty so of course I sat down, but still, the people on the bus were silent.

It was only 3 stops to town when the bus driver just decided to stop, assuming someone was getting off. I looked outside and seen no one getting on or off the bus, suddenly the other passengers began to murmur they was saying something I couldn’t make out what they were saying, a man in uniform started coming up the stairs I see a man in a uniform coming up the stairs….it was the bus driver! The passengers were following him slowly coming to the back of the bus, I look around to see what the hell is going on.

As they got closer there hands began to rise as if they where going to strangle me. Suddenly one grabs me and goes to my ear and says “up” in fright I push him away and open the emergency window and jump out, I land safely on the floor the passengers start to get offs the bus the cars behind and in front come to a screeching halt, one drives towards me I take a step back and watch it crash into the lamppost and do a flip and hit another car amazingly the driver gets out but she was one of them, all the car drivers and bus passengers where just coming at me, I turn and run. It looked like a scene from dead rising I run into Piccadilly station the people where following, I slid down the escalators, into the crowd of zombie like people, I grabbed an umbrella of one of them but they surrounded me, I stood the umbrella up in the floor and began to run onto the people in a circle like neo from matrix I spotted a chance to run, I grabbed the umbrella and started to smack each person out of the way one by one they fell to their knees. I ran through the Piccadilly station exits, ran down the car park breezing past everyone, I checked my watch, it was 17:50, I had 10 minutes.

In the corner of my eye I see a car speeding towards me on my left I slid on the bonnet of it and continued running I could see Subway in the distance, I wasn’t far, a Manchester evening news worker threw a load of papers in my path, I tripped he grabbed me and shouted “hook!!!” all the people turned around and ran in my direction I tore myself away and ran, I was only a few yards from Subway when an old friend spotted me from afar, he shouts “hey Eugene, whats up, why you wearing that??” I blanked him and ran in to subway and close the doors behind me, I turn around to look outside and see everything Is back to normal, people rushing for the bus, car traffic flowing, M.E.N worker in peoples faces as usual. Ade, my colleague, says “what’s your problem man?” I replied, “Remind me never to leave the house with this big bright orange Subway shirt on again, once people see it they start asking for hook ups”

Ade then said “well at least your on time”